Every sperm is great. I see you have the machine that goes 'ping'. “I see you have the machine that goes ping. Take her into the Fetus Frightening Room. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.”.

I've given this long and careful thought, and it has to be medical experiments for the lot of you. Hello, can we have your liver? Yes, sir. HELEN: And I said we'd be there by eight. *sigh* NURSE #1: Ooh, the vulva's dilating, doctor.

If a sperm is wasted,... MR. HARRY BLACKITT: Look at them, bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed.

GAAAHHHHH!!!!! PUPIL IN FRONT: Oh, sir. Take her into the Fetus Frightening Room. DOCTOR SPENSER: Measure it, blood type it, and isolate it! OBSTETRICIAN: Yes, it cost over three quarters of a million pounds.

GAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! would dine with them tonight.

Bring in the other machines.

Oh, do pay attention, Wadsworth! While the scientists say we're just simply spiralling coils If memory serves this was said to one of the pythons whilst they were at school, New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast, More posts from the montypython community, Press J to jump to the feed.

What's life all about? Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in Uh, well, no, but I can go down the road any time I want and walk into Harry's and hold my head up high and say in a loud, steady voice, 'Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. Crocodile Ribs. Or boil us in a vat,

Plot – The last movie of the Monty Python series consists of several sketches. O Lord,... CONGREGATION: ...ooh, You are so big,... CHAPLAIN: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You. All things rude and nasty

Yes, well, I suppose we must. AAAAAHHHHHH! Out you go. ...God gets quite irate. MR. BLACKITT: I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you,... MR. BLACKITT: ...and, by wearing a rubber sheath over my old feller, I could insure... that, when I came off, you would not be impregnated. Max: Can we have your liver then? O Lord, please don't burn us.

When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in fifteen- seventeen, he may not have realised the full significance of what he was doing, but four hundred years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas,... [sniff] ...and, Protestantism doesn't stop at the simple condom! I mean, [clunk]

HUMPHREY: Good!

It's a large glandular organ in your abdomen. What we do to ourselves, we do to Him. Every sperm is fine. I'll get it. Don't worry dear. You don't have to have a great brain. Uh, the penis is now, as you will observe, more or less, fully erect. It says 'in the event of death'! For millions, this 'life' is a sad vale of tears, He gives blood, does cold reserch, all that sort of thing. O'er mountain, hill, and plain. Laura, Alfred, Nigel, Annie, Simon, Amanda,--.

Mr Creosote: "Better."

WYMER: So, do I move my clothes down, or--, HUMPHREY: I do wish you'd listen, Wymer. the football, are you boy? There are Buddhists. FISH #2: Is he? OBSTETRICIAN: Leave it all to us. [clap clap] Show's over.

And please don't stick thy servants Lord, in a rotissomat.”.

Good. I have trodded in monsieur's bucket. [walks in the room and sees two doctors disembowling her husband] Uh, legs up! *sigh* to erect and har... den! All right. Sex, Settle down. Meaning of Life Multi-media Script Part 1, Meaning of Life Multi-media Script Part 2, Meaning of Life Multi-media Script Part 3, The Miracle of Birth Part 2: The Third World. Yes, sir. NURSE #1: Right. DOCTOR SPENSER: Can I put the tube in the baby's head? Don't put us on the barbecue Well, tonight, we're going to sort it all out,

Yes, sir. you've done your scripture prep, when you've written your letter home, We're just doing our jobs.

God needs everybody's. AUUUGGHHHH!!!! I'm gonna throw up.".

A doctor seems more interested in his equipment than in delivering the baby or caring for the mother, a Roman Catholic couple have quite a lot of children because "every sperm is sacred".

DAD: Hohh, it's not as simple as that, Nigel. OBSTETRICIAN: Hallo. DAD: No, no. DAD: I can't keep you all here any longer! Shut up, you American! Put it there, boy. [ping] You see? HUMPHREY: Yes. [clunk] OBSTETRICIAN: Yes.

Well, ca c'est le 'Meaning of Life'. Uh, who are you? ANNOUNCER: Part One: The Miracle of Birth.

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